To throw someone out of a window or opening in a tall structure.
Dr.Patrick Hamill will not hesitate to defenestrate students who do not bribe him regularily
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1- to throw out of a window.
2- to switch from MS windows to Linux, Mac OS, or another operating system. As in 'throwing' yourself away from Windows.
3- bluescreen of death. As in the user is thrown out of Windows.
1- The teacher defenestrated the talkative boy's pencil case because he was sick of his constant chatter in class.
2- I defenestrated to Mac OSX recently. Screw M$
3- My computer crashed and defenestrated me. Again.
by Archibald Graham March 01, 2007
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to eject someone from a window
"piss me off and i shall defenestrate you"
"we wouldn't want anything happening to your fenestrates now would we
by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004
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To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.
I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.
by jsgarvin September 23, 2010
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To quickly close a computer window so as to prevent your boss/girlfriend/etc. from seeing it.
I was checking out some hot girl on girl porn on the internet when my girl suddenly came home and I had to defenestrate it right quick.
by Windoze XP March 25, 2005
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the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.
I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.
by RoblingRobot November 10, 2009
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to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly; to molliwhop something real nice
After the Mark made a comment about Sean's sister, Sean defenestrated him. Mark was last seen missing two teeth and with a nice shiner.
by Soheil Saeed February 26, 2008
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