John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

Defend Your Title is motherfucking hardcore =

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

I was up stairs playing defender until my ass turned numb and my iPhone's battery ran out.