Has a defender (pretty explanatory). He wants to be a big YouTube but it doesn’t seem like it’s going well... wears a mask when he shows his face just like Memeulous, seems like he’s an alpha male.
by That Defender 90 October 19, 2020
Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.
by Billy Dave June 14, 2020
Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 01, 2020
One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021