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An ex, they're defective now because you dumped them and they can't deal with it.

Someone who is so fucked up from past relationships, that they are mentally broken and can't act like normal people or be in relationships.

Someone that used to be a hoe before dating them then when you dated them they acted like a fucking virgin.
Hey, girl you still with that hoe, Evan?
Naw girl, he's a defective hoe now. He won't leave me alone though

"Did you hear about Becky? She was going out with this awesome guy and then just friendzoned him. What a defective hoe!"

"Becky is such a defective hoe. She keeps having withdrawals about all the black dick she took up her ass in the years before."
by UnicornWithHardNipples December 18, 2016
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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