"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

The dog defecated on the floor.