by Quetzalcóatl's Ghost March 18, 2011
sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.
Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.
by maninboulder August 17, 2017
by Telephony January 03, 2011
When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.
by hurricane47 June 10, 2010
The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
by doublepepperoni March 29, 2012
Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
by Lord Nexus VI November 22, 2012