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Noun.
pronounced "deh-fahg-nishihn"

A definition on urban dictionary that has absolutely no relation to what you may think it is at first glance. Usually very annoying to see. Usually defines name for a drug used solely by the writer and no-one else on earth. Often mixed with definitions relating to what it actually means. More than likely will generate a situation similar to "thumbs up < thumbs down". For a real-life example, see roller coaster #5.
guy 1: I found a defagnition on UD yesterday...
guy 2: What did it say?
guy 1: "assault rifle: a joint that's as long as an AK-47". It had 200,000 thumbs down, and 3 thumbs up.
guy 2: fag....
by the kool aid guy February 27, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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