Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 9, 2013

deface her face

The act of humiliating a girl by ejaculating on her face and having her sit with it on her face until the sexual component has left, and the situation turns to humiliation. As she sits there it's imperative she cannot wipe it off. During this time you ask her questions about how she feels and whats going through her head. By this time you will see the mental breakdown begin.

I totally want to deface her face. I think she wouldnt be as stuck up if she had a load or two on her face and i had her ponder why she is a whore.

by reggie knowles September 29, 2006

Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 13, 2017

defacation station

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

by Lometogo April 7, 2017

DEFAC Special

When you crack and egg on a girls twat and fuck her until the eggs become scrambled. The girl then stands up and let’s all the egg and cream drain into a pan where the eggs are cooked and served. This name derives from the quality of food served at Army Dining Facilities (DEFAC)

I was hungry. For breakfast I made the DEFAC special with my girl

by PatPen666 November 29, 2021

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022