Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019
by The new nuts July 31, 2022
by boudaciousslayqueen420 June 9, 2022
A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up
by Garysmattresses February 26, 2022
The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021
1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021