by Trumplodyte December 04, 2018
He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.
That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.
That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.
That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
by Fire Hydrant December 09, 2009
An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.
by Brodsterdex May 29, 2010
To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.
You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
by b April 09, 2005
Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
by K. Gould January 12, 2008
by enzo_gee August 15, 2007
Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!
by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015