a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation
He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
by Fire Hydrant December 09, 2009
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An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.
Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.
by Brodsterdex May 29, 2010
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To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.

You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.
by b April 09, 2005
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The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.
Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
by K. Gould January 12, 2008
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To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".
If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.
by enzo_gee August 15, 2007
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When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.
Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!
by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015
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