Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 16, 2005

Decorative towels

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

by Aries7777 January 12, 2017

Decor Brass

Place in which brass is a central part of one's decor.

I'm goint to get some awesome Decor Brass fixtures for my bathroom

by Brapps February 12, 2005

Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 20, 2011

Cake Decorator

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

by WizardofWord September 1, 2022

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 13, 2008

tree decoration

Racial slur for a black person

Stupid ass tree decoration.

by dxenrms December 5, 2017