To utterly pwninate Gaians by perfecting dueling and RPing skills on Gamefaqs.com before joining Gaiaonline

n. a mobile phone without a full QWERTY keyboard.

Unlike a dumb phone, the decimal phone can have any number of advanced features but simply lacks the (crucial) above-mentioned I/O device.

Two AMAZING arab brothers on Youtube that make hilarious videos. Quite cute, too.

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."

When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.

drug dealers move the decimal point when naming dollar amounts. usually it is moved two places to the left. this tactic allows them to discuss their debts in public places without attracting attention to themselves.