Decimalists, similar to specialists in the medical field, are the specialists in world of libraries.

Where is the decimalist when you need them? The computers are broken and I need someone to help me decode this secret code / language of numbers and decimals, so I can find a book.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”