It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004
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The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.
Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."
by MaidenVoltaire August 15, 2010
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When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.
I am tired of all this Deception.
by Her #Twinkie December 04, 2017
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When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.
John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!
by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009
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what you get by watching Christopher Nolan’s Inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie...
INception!? srsly... i got bored to death! what a DEception...
by tonysilva August 12, 2010
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A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.
Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"
by 420GanjA420 February 13, 2012
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Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual
Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17
by Jc071184 March 22, 2017
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