When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Another way to say Decepticon.