Urban Dictionary: december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 06, 2019

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 05, 2019

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!

by my_love_life_is_bad December 02, 2019

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also

by nathan_hitsbombs December 03, 2019

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

The day satan(mallorie) was born with jayma by their side cheering them on,, best day EVER
Watch your back we're coming🥴

December 9th should be celebrated

by Ythttgghhg May 05, 2019