“Yo dude today is december 22, you know what that means! Carl get over here it’s time.”

Camille- “When’s your birthday?”
Jossie-“ On national hoe day!”
december 22- on national hoe day you should embrace your biggest hoe attitude!

girl: watch out imma slap you
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh

damn girl you the shit born on december 22

Let's celebrate oir friend birthday . December 22

Them: you were born on the 22nd of December?

You: Indeed I was

Then: wow, I am amazed at how perfect you are

December 22

Charlie: Hey it’s December 22
Elizabeth: And?
Charlie: It’s National Ask Your Crush Out Day. Wanna go out?