national kiss ya girl day. cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! and make sure to also give her a big hug
by skskksksksksks December 10, 2019
december 11 is national sucking dick day. grab those rubber bands girls and make sure to put ur hair up! just remember boys to push there head down if they dont want to
mom on the phone: hun im at the store what do u need
jackie: bring me lots of rubber bands remember tomorrow is december 11
mom: oh tomorrow must be national dick sucking day
jackie: bring me lots of rubber bands remember tomorrow is december 11
mom: oh tomorrow must be national dick sucking day
by asseaterslurp October 15, 2019
“hey man it’s december 11, how you celebrating anti-fathers day?”
“just pissed all over his grave”
“ah shit man i didn’t realise he was dead sorry about that”
“he is now”
“just pissed all over his grave”
“ah shit man i didn’t realise he was dead sorry about that”
“he is now”
by catsaretwats May 25, 2019
by User_163849 December 08, 2020
“hey jane i love you like a lot”
“why are you telling me this”
december 11 is national confess ur love to ur bff day where you can troll them
“why are you telling me this”
december 11 is national confess ur love to ur bff day where you can troll them
by janezz December 08, 2020
today is the day that you confess your love to someone, anyone you want! or do it to your crush, and maybe they will ask you out
me: hey i like you a lot and i have for a long time
crush: why tell me today?
me: well its december 11th!
crush: why tell me today?
me: well its december 11th!
by goopygooper December 06, 2019
by alternative.slut December 09, 2019