When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...







zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!
by zookeeper525 November 02, 2008
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Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
by The Recapitator January 12, 2012
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The most overpowered item in all of World of Warcraft

This item is only available to level 100's from heroic level dungeons.

The item is OP and bannable
Guy 1: Do you have a Warmongering Combatant's Decapitator?

Guy 2: No that weapon is way too hard to get.

Guy 3: That weapon is very bannable.
by EverythingIsOverPowered May 03, 2016
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An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 09, 2003
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an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by sexydimma August 18, 2018
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After Smoking Cannabis , The Face Sinks Lower , Until The Chin Meets The 1st Rib , Truely Stoned
Ay He Don't Need Another Cap On My Chong , He's Got Chong Decapitation Goin On !
by The V ONE 2nd To None March 04, 2019
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