A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

when one has drinking binge induced diarhea, and, during mid coutis releases his/her bowels uncontrolably. The decaf is when this person wipes on the sheets akin to a dog pooper-scooting on the carpet.

When you reach back and pinch someones nose shut while giving them a tea.bag

description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.