Youth-camp activities-director: Summer camp sure is a lot more pleasant without any debutaunts assailing our ears. Unfortunately, though --- especially since this is a family-income-based sliding-scale membership-price facility --- the managers of the camp feel obliged to accept the bratty "upper crust" offspring along with the usually-much-better-behaved middle-and-lower-class-family kids, since these little monsters' well-off parents pay a lot more to have their kids come here, and so the camp gets a large percentage of their operating-funds from these highfalutin families.

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.