Jose: Juan, you wont believe what happened yesterday!
Juan: What is it ?
Jose: I took my Girlfriend to planed parenthood and Trump came in and performed a debortion my baby.

Lil Timmy was not aborted he was deborted or debortion

Cpt. Cocksuckle- We can't handle flavor of this magnitude! Abort mission!

Lt. Lasagna- No sir! I can do this! Debort mission! Full speed ahead.
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Lontisha- Yo, Quintasia, why yo baby look so damn ugly?

Quintasia- Lontisha, didn' I tell you? I done deborted mi baby Rashawnda.