Deathed is a great word, its used when some one makes a joke about death and other people start saying deathed and deathedededededededed

deathed meaning death. usually annoying and repetitive.

an excuse to get out of work

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

The only guaranteed part of life.

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.