Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Back in the hayday of Hellaware and Killadelphia, some kids around here decided to start a crew to keep up. The hardcore scene had just gotten known around West Chester. The question was, what to call it? Something that had the same ring to all of those. Death Chester was then born. Eventually, it died off, not being as big as Killadelphia, and the whole state of Hellaware.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.
WE better not mess with Death Chester, they'll kick our ass
by Chris January 31, 2005
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