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One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA
You could die at IKEA
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!
Person #1:There is so much death happening in the world today.

Person #2: I know, its kinda depressing. :
by Krazy Kazooie June 18, 2010
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Something you must not fear, never.
I do not fear death I will be right here waiting for it until its my time to go
by Glycerine13433 February 22, 2008
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some call it the end, some call it the beginning.

1. I call it the time of my life when I am settled firmly in the ground, rotting and beginning to smell and occupying space that will inevitibly violated by desperate citizens of the future world who, fearful of the diminishing land mass of their landfills, unearth my shrunken corpse of bones and worms and hastily send me to a creamatorium. There, and only there will I be able to reak havoc on those retched, materialistic bastards by unleashing my virulent, miniscule dust cells into their children's sleeping nasal cavities.

2. Or, you could call it the end of life.
Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
by Chadwick Jones March 18, 2004
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Something you must not fear, ever it comes to us all.
I do not fear death, I will be here waiting for it when it is my time to go
by Glycerine13433 February 22, 2008
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The one thing that, being completely relentless and inevitable, you need not worry about.
Death? Why the hell should I care about Death? She get's one shot at me and then I'm in the clear.
by Galen Deepinglen August 05, 2004
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