an excuse to get out of work

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

The only guaranteed part of life.

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!