getting really incapacitated, drunk, messed up, also can cause seeing of purple homo sapians in toliet water as you are purging.
I was so deaned last night, i think im now a father.
by E liz November 27, 2007
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To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.
Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"

Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"
by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008
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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
by SakDaddy October 17, 2021
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Dean is an amazing person who takes your breath away as soon as you lay eyes on him. You know straight away that you are in love. He makes you smile, laugh, love, he is so perfect. If you have a Dean in your life, keep him. He'll make you feel like the only girl in the world. You'll never stop loving him. Dean is dreamy and handsome and Adorable. You will love every second that you spend with him because he just makes you feel so good.
Did you hear about Dean
Yeah he's so amazing
I can't get enough of him
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the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.
hey i weant to do the dean to your mom.

hey i know about stuff but i don't really
by paul vortman July 15, 2008
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Dean’s are the best dads you can have even if he scares you a little bit. Some of them are way to over protective and he will show you some cool take downs.
Wow Dean is a great fighter and protector
by What’s up😝 November 23, 2018
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a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and shit jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.
girl 1: look at that kid skating, he looks cute
girl 2: oh yeah, thats dean, of course hed look cute ;)
by jay jay day day September 23, 2010
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