A name often chosen for fat Chinese boys, who often spend hours on end eating Cheetos and playing video games. Dean’s, although fat, often wear tight shirts – Proudly showing off their “muscle.” A Dean will typically sport a baby dick, often measuring between 2.5-3.0 in length. Although Dean’s may appear dumb, they are also often creative – Many times designing clothing such as T-Shirts, Hats, etc. If one is ever in need of a Dean, one is commonly found at your local McDonalds drive thru. In a Dean’s spare time, they will be found in the kitchen concocting their favorite type of chili. Deans, although non-muscular and fat, will often partake in athletic supplements such as protein shakes, creatine, and the like.

(noun or verb) Term used for someone with a Midas Touch, e.g. to be able "to make 50 cents a dollar." See also "Goobie."

One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.

pushy bitches who work for schools

1. A likeable young man who has his life together in all the right places, except for one: his oldest and dirtiest pair of jeans. He’s oblivious to the uncomfortable circumstances these favorite jeans have placed him in with his family and friends.

2. In reference to a man who can’t get rid of his ratty jeans. He is in constant denial and insists on wearing them to any and every occasion.

A Dean is someone who generally is always angry at everybody and everything.

When startled they tend to pull a face that looks like Nicholas Cage when he's doing his psycho smile. Followed by a quick smash to the face with a sledgehammer.