by vector victor May 29, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."
by The Chuckle Monster October 27, 2008
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by Anonymous February 26, 2003
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1) statements to use in agreeing or disagreeing with a prior statement.
2) statement to use in saying that a situation has to be accepted for better or for worse.
2) statement to use in saying that a situation has to be accepted for better or for worse.
1) "Let's get some lunch."
-"Okay, deal!"
"Let's get some lunch at mcd!"
-"No deal!"
2) "So, how's life?"
- "Oh, you deal, you deal."
-"Okay, deal!"
"Let's get some lunch at mcd!"
-"No deal!"
2) "So, how's life?"
- "Oh, you deal, you deal."
by Izzycroque July 09, 2006
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by The Duke of Deal October 28, 2011
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by King Deals August 02, 2011
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