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the act of ejaculating in the ear of your significant other in an excess amount such that they can no longer hear properly, thus taking the traits of the infamous deaf larry
guy 1: "yo. how come your girl didn't recognize my voice when I just called your house up?"
guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"
guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"
by toby's_cup April 07, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018