“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

Non NY Citizen: “What kind of shoes are those?”
New York Citizen: “Oh these? These my deadass boots B”

Aye yo you deadass buggin word to my mother.

Aye you deadass buggin, you must of bumped ya head

“is that sarcasm?”

“nah bruh, that’s deadassism”

sam “i got grounded”

bob “are u deadass serious right now”

sam “yea bro sorry”