An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.