Me: ... hey do you hear that?
Friend: Yeah, that sounds like-
SANS: ddDa

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

First Guy: Hey, I just found out you can use hairspray as a flamethrower! I gotta try this!

Second Guy: Bro, DDDAS.

First Guy: What does that stand for? Don't Do Anything Stupid?

Second Guy: Uhh, yeah, that's totally what it means... *eyeroll*