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A casual sex partner who is available while the kids are at school, for single parents.

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A casual sex partner who is available during business hours.

~M. Graves
"I can't go out at night, I need a daytimer so I can get laid while the kids are at school.
by NurseGraves April 29, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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