Urban Dictionary: day hoe

•its national hoe day let's hoe around

•posting a variety of picture while being a hoe

• "look it's diego he's such a hoe today . its cause it's national hoe day today

by deeiigoo June 28, 2017

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Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc

1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today

1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!

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side hoe day

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.

"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"

by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008