•its national hoe day let's hoe around

posting a variety of picture while being a hoe
• "look it's diego he's such a hoe today . its cause it's national hoe day today
by deeiigoo June 29, 2017
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Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc
1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today

1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!
by Xx.ifudgedurdog July 13, 2018
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The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
by Laredo[HK] February 15, 2008
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On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”
by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019
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Your dumb and your a hoe
Letting boys slap your ass and failing all your tests except your pregnancy one, dumb hoe day.
by Horny ham October 28, 2019
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August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.
Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day

Todd: Neither can I!

Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!
by Sc me @Themexicanemo August 11, 2018
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