December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it

A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.

On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared

On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same

Anyday!