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David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted
Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.
Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!
Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!
by Phil.myhole March 23, 2018
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007