this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
by jacy_lynne August 19, 2006
Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004
britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
by not the male fan June 05, 2003
Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid
when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.
by scott tracey September 14, 2006
former midfielder of manchester united. He's not only famous for his femaleness but also for vomiting during WC 2006 and his professional penalties...
Ali G to david beckham: becks, we've all seen you in embarrassing clothes that make you look like a laughing stock..why are you wearin' that england football shirt?!
by fakechineserubberplant August 14, 2006