A slightly handsome Jewish boy who enjoys hot sauce and chicken and hates people who practice their golf swings in public.
Person 1: Hey, that guy is a Davey, I think I'm in love with him.
Person 2: Yeah, that's a pretty normal reaction.
Person 2: Yeah, that's a pretty normal reaction.
by Satchmo Turpentine April 08, 2008
a "davey" refers to the kind of guy who plays GTA 5 and has a marijuana addiction. daveys are generally liberal but have a deep dark conservative secret, i.e. they think voter fraud might have contributed to the 2020 election but they aren't sure.
Tom: I found an thread on reddit about dead people voting for joe biden
Barbara: did it have any reliable sources?
Tom: no not really so I just hit my fat bong and stopped thinking about it
Barbara: god you're such a fucking davey
Barbara: did it have any reliable sources?
Tom: no not really so I just hit my fat bong and stopped thinking about it
Barbara: god you're such a fucking davey
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