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Girl #1: So, did you and that guy kiss on your date?
Girl #2: yeah...
Girl #1: what was it like?
Girl #2: he totally date naped me
Girl #2: yeah...
Girl #1: what was it like?
Girl #2: he totally date naped me
by hey there noobs May 18, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018