Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
by theinstigator March 03, 2014
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
1. Erin wants to please Ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. Instead of sex, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and Dan, so that Ben can watch until he is satisfied.
2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
by Chris, Brian, and Oscar May 30, 2006
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The touching of two male pinky fingertips in order to recall what happened in the last 24 hours of your partners life
by Ricky224 December 12, 2019
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