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A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.
by eostre August 24, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The atheist thinky-man's comeback to the Jesus Fish. An 'evolved' fish that sports legs, one places it artfully on their car.
by Geoff L. September 16, 2005
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Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!
by BlackOpSource May 02, 2008
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A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
by Don Carl April 06, 2008
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noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways
by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004