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a darsnip is when you make accidental eye contact with someone, and both parties involved awkwardly look away really quickly
Tony: Oh no!
Jim: What's wrong?
Tony: I just made accidental eye contact with Susie, and then we both awkwardly looked away really quickly.
Jim: Darsnip to the max!
Jim: What's wrong?
Tony: I just made accidental eye contact with Susie, and then we both awkwardly looked away really quickly.
Jim: Darsnip to the max!
by the darsnip master May 06, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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v. when you are absentmindedly staring at a person, and they make eye contact, therefore causing an awkward situation.
A toilet darsnip is when you want to see if someone is in the stall in a public bathroom, so you look in through the crack and accidentally make eye contact with them.
A toilet darsnip is when you want to see if someone is in the stall in a public bathroom, so you look in through the crack and accidentally make eye contact with them.
Jeff: yo, i was trying to stay awake in ms.fullers geometry class today and I found myself staring at Becky randomly, and she noticed. it was ass weird
Randall:oh shit bro, total darsnip.
Randall:oh shit bro, total darsnip.
by adambsam97 November 08, 2011