it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the butt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scraper and/or a well used butter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones testicles. it also sometimes throws bones.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.