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two cups that hold up the two biggest mounds ever recorded. without darius' bra he would not be allowed to fornicate with women named theresa on a regular basis. he would also have to let men finish on his face.
darius' bra pushed a kid out from in front of a moving bus.

wow darius saved the day with his huge lady lumps.
that bra sure does come in handy.
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