Laxer Bro 1: I was reading Lacrosse magazine and there was an article about Darien, CT was the lacrosse capital of USA

New Canaan Laxer Bro: Fuckin DBaggers. We can beat them in football, but not hockey.
by nogalog May 27, 2009
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Darien is a small town in Conneticut. Most teenagers belong to wealthy families.

Darien girls who have money and parents that buy them nice things are mostly bitches. The town has some down to earth teenagers who just like to hang out at each others houses. 4/10 families have children who are very nice and respectable. 1/10 families have their children work every weekend stacking wood,building fires, "volunteering" as waitresses at church events.

Darien has some wild parties but also some are lame. Some Darien kids go to Stamford to go to a movie since Darien has 1 movie theater which shows only 2 movies at a time.

Darien has been a popular location for movies that need a rich suburban town
by Darien Girl January 23, 2009
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a term used to describe any member of the female gender who displays all physical characteristics of the legendary sea monster, Nessie. A Darien may rise out of the water, putting those around her into a severe state of shock. Her sleek,lithe body and long blonde hair trap her prey while she tickles these victims. Her trainer has taught her how to speak English and how to communicate on a mediocre level. A Darien will also not hesitate to denounce you publicly. Overall, a Darien's intimidating demeanor can only be denounced by her famous opponent, Dumpmaster3000. If you ever run into a Darien, the best thing to do is to encourage her to end all speech and to think about her trainer's latest advice.
a Darien will rise out of the water, scaring her victims as she crawled toward the shore.
by Hellothereyou June 26, 2006
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A city in CT (pronounced dairy anne) characterized by preppy douchebags, blonde girls with fake tans, and more wealth amassed than could ever be spent in a lifetime (though the inhabitants try very hard). Darien is NOT like every other city as some would have you believe, rather it is unique in its own self-righteous way. Teenagers in Darien usually have cars worth more than most people make in a year, popped collars, ugg boots and pink khaki shorts. Darien can't compete in any sport save lacrosse but the students are somehow under the impression that they're very good at everything. There's not much to do in Darien so weekends are mostly spent at lame house parties drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and getting high on overpriced drugs. Darienites claim to be very philanthropic but really most inhabitants don't know charity is. Living in Darien is like living in a bubble and as a high school student that moved in I find it amazing how detached from the real world these people are. Darienites can often be seen yelling things such as "GO BLUE WAVE!" or "BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE" or "IM GONNA POP MY COLLAR CUZ IM A PREPPY FUCKTARD!". Not a place that any reasonable person would want to live. If you masturbate with a lacrosse stick, own fifteen pairs of pink khaki pants, and blend money into your pancakes then Darien just might be the place for you.
Darienite: "People who criticize Darien are just jealous! BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE!!"

Everyone Else: "Shut the fuck up you self-righteous cuntsicle. Get off your high horse."
by Ab Antiquo November 26, 2011
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Darien is a small town in southwest Connecticut. Some people wear alot of vineyard vines, lily, and polo. Though some dont wear labels and could care less about what they wear. I am from darien and I am defending my town. We are one of the top Unicef givers and we give to many charities. Quit dissing Darien. Its a sick town that you wish you could live in. THe car thing isnt true. BMWs arent at every corner. I might see 3 a day max. Why dont you visit darien b4 you start commenting. GO BLUE WAVE
What did you do while you were in darien, Kelly?
Emily and I helped out with this charity, did some light shopping, and had smoothies at Robeks.
by BAT007 October 27, 2007
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A (beautiful) small town in connecticut that gets negative comments because it is wealthier than most places in the country. Darien is full of smart and amazing people, and many end up going to an (IVEY league) school. People in Darien treat themselves well, they shop when they want new clothes, and go out when they want to go out. But Darien is NOT in a bubble, and is NOT where high schoolers go to rehab. Many Darienites are very successful and end up living in Darien when they are older. Darien has 5 country clubs that are either on the water, or have (amazing) golf courses. Darienites shouldn't be critiqued for their (wealth) and cash because they all worked for it, it didn't just come to them. People who want to be mean to Darien are just (jealous).
Karen: Hey, I love ur new rock and rep. jeans!
Emily: Thanks! I got 5 pairs in the city yesterday. And a new pair of tory burch flip flops, special edition.
Karen: Nice, me and Tommy went to that new restaurant in town by Holly Pond.
Emily: Cool! Was the food good?
Karen: It was delicious, and inexpensive. Only 295$ for the lobster!
Emily: Wow, thats a great price, considering we live in Darien!
by fairytopia grl April 25, 2009
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A small suburb in Connecticut. If you're a teenager with a black jeep, a polo, or a closet full of Brandy Melville, you would fit right in. The high school lax team is fantastic, and there is a major rivalry with New Canaan.
"New Canaan sucks!"
"Can I borrow your iPhone charger?"
"Go Blue Wave!"
"After college i'm not moving back to Darien, I hate it here."
by LivingAnon September 29, 2014
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