hes the queer of the friend group. everyone hates him and makes fun of how small his dick is. he will never get laid and will end up living on the streets with a pet gerbil. He looks like an inbred. He is a major Jew and if you meet one in person do the world a favor and gas him. he will live off of anime porn because he will get no other form of satisfaction. Darien is the type of person to abuse woman and rape his step mom.
"hey look its Darien! Lets gas him!"
by Mr. Spitznagel March 12, 2020
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A super cool gal! <3/ guy (no assuming anythin ;)). A god a Papas freezeria. Can't remember what book she's reading
Wow, Darien is so great at 2048 cupcake
by d4fo3 March 13, 2019
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Darien,she is a type of person who will be willing to do the stupidest things and wil trap you and fart just like hat she has many friends but can’t chose a bestfriend let’s say sisters,it’s hat to win her heart knowing she has been hurt before.Darien is someone you should hold forever don’t ever lose her
Alyzza:”omg do you smell that,it smells nasty”.
Clarissa:”I know and I head it was Darien”.
by Caitlyn jade April 16, 2018
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Darien,she is a type of person who will be willing to do the stupidest things and wil trap you and fart just like hat she has many friends but can’t chose a bestfriend let’s say sisters,it’s hat to win her heart knowing she has been hurt before.Darien is someone you should hold forever don’t ever lose her
Alyzza:”omg do you smell that,it smells nasty”.
Clarissa:”I know and I head it was Darien”.
by Caitlyn jade April 16, 2018
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The opposite of an alpha male (beta). Normally referencing a person diagnosed with reverse erectile dysfunction, or a bum that lives in a shack.
Boy: you're such a bitch!
Girl: Shut up, you Darien!
by Third Peen of Truth November 07, 2018
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They tend to be black if male even though it’s a unisex name. They kickass at finger jousting love Hobo Johnson and don’t necessarily fit in not caring who likes them or not
Bro you totally Darien’d That trick try it again
by giraffeman273 March 16, 2018
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A boy who is mean at times , he thinks like a child. All the girls fall for him, he will always like the ugly girls with big lips and thin like a stick. Her ass will be flat and she sounds retarded. The boy is stupid , he don't see the beauty in that one girl who likes him the most. Most Dariens are Leo .
Darien is mean and he likes to lie.
by Avlena October 28, 2017
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