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1. A male who eats rice at rapid speeds
2. An otaku into popular stuff only
'duuuude you eat that rice like you're a danzel or something'
by pseudonymmerisonymer April 15, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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noun

a man with chiseled abs and a strong jawline, women fawn over and him and men look up to him;
pinnacle of healthy masculinty
Saki: Wow i love calling Danzel at night.
Danzel: Mmm soccer
by shreksbucket December 29, 2020
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Hes the, nicest, funniest, sexiest, most athletic, best person you could hangout with.
Cmon you gotta be a danzel
by my handle is greek freak April 04, 2019
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