dank ass

Really high quality stuff, mostly used to discribe weed, but can be used as an adjective for most anything.

That was some dank ass herb we just smoked. Or: Your mom makes some dank ass cookies.

by Kate-lin June 28, 2005

dank ass

Also an expression frequently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality that works at a cookie store.

she looks so much cuter than the( d.a.) Dank ass holding her

by manda pander March 19, 2010

dank ass

formely used to describe how high someone is. just like saying drunk ass

get off you muthah fuckin dank ass and make me some mexican food, mom.

by whooooooooooooooo August 12, 2011

Dank ass Doritos

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.

person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.

by FLASHTHESTROBE September 16, 2015

dank ass shit

A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.

I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.

by thegame2 December 3, 2009

dank ass weed

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.

Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.

by Billy Be Da Poppa' October 22, 2015

Dank ass schwag

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.

It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009