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Muppets who enjoy sliding objects (such as fingers, mobile phones, remote controls, fists, poppy, doodleshits) up their rectum.

They are commonly known to excessively indulge themselves in rectum gas; usually their own. Daniel Wilde's believe this repulsive act expresses their nature to be of "Mad cunt" stature.
"I practice Daniel Wilde"
"Danya, I cut yoor neck off"
by rice muncher April 29, 2009
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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